Crush on Martha Graham Cracker

I think there's something wrong with me, or it really has been too long between dates this time, but I found the drag queen performing at Art after 5 to be sexy. Male sexy. Martha Graham Cracker is really less Alexis Arquette and more Jack Lemon in "Some Like it Hot".

He's got great tennis player calf's and thighs and twice he bent over with his ass two inches from my face and I was turned on by the site of his tighty whities peeking out beneath his way too short gold colonial dress/jacket.

I think there's a real man underneath all that lipstick and eyeliner, after all, he didn't have his toenails painted.